I'm reeeeaallllyyyyy self-centered

well, I am.

all I care about is me. I try to give a fuck about what is going on in other people's lives but it never works so I just give up and pretend I am listening to what the doctor said about "your condition".( you are going to live so SHUT THE FUCK UP)

when it doesn't involve me directly, there is a 45 second interest limit

I think it comes from spending so much time alone. Part of me wants to change, the other part thinks it would take up too much of my "me" time

 

awesome. i'd tell you i agree, but neither of us care.

 

Yep... I am so self-centered, I am almost a solipsist

 

dude stop talking aboutt yourself

 

i'm the most interesting person i know.

 

ya you're self-centered we get it stop fucking talking about yourself it's my turn. I'm the same way it's because I was an only child and my mom let me be a little bitch my whole life because she felt guilty about some things. I've gotten better though.

 

we're not interested.

 

you're right you do have amnesia if you forgot how interesting I am compared to everyone else.

 

well now I know not to come to you for any kind of help or advice

 

i DO recall that you're a very boring person.

 

YAWN, I'm sorry did you say something?