Wheel of Fortune. Nobody will play me anymore because I have never been beaten. I should go on the real show and win tons o' cash......
not sleeping pissing hippies off ,jerking off with food products, puking blood, getting into trouble, meeting crazy fuckheads, oh n i read fast.
I'm good at spending way too much money way too frickin' fast... I'm also good at standing on my head...
The only things I have ever been consistantly good at is getting fukt up and playing video games.....often, at the same time. That's talent, right? If not, I am a talentless fucktard and this chair, which someone else could be sitting in, is wasted on my idiocy
i am really good at being crazy...i think i'll put that again cause it is really something i'm very good at and i bake a mean veggie shepards pie
mmmmm shepards pie! fuck that no meat stuff tho. id be happy to eat yer pie tho. drunk video games? i can do rpg but button jammin while drunk i suck. only fun if its a fighter game n a party. thats a skill actually. stoned i stare at the screen n wonder about the meaning of it all. ive never played on speed tho. i bet thats fun. prolly bite my tongue off.
I witnessed my cousin play tetris on a gameboy for 11 hours straight one time while he was on lotsa meth. His thumbs were fukt.....all raw and what have you.
Oh! I'm really good at tetris but not tetris on the computer... just nintendo. I'm also really good at cooking almost anything and swimming and kickboxing. I'm great at sleeping! And I'm great at wasting time.
I used to be good at sleeping, but I've lost my touch and become somewhat of an insomniac, which is why I am sitting at the computer at 3:42am. lol
womyn shouldnt be allowed to sleep. take a walk to the beer store, shes still asleep. cook sum grub, fuckoff. walk to a friends house n do sum bowls n drink play nintendo come back. shes awake but nowere to be found. fuckit im jerkin off on her pillow.
I'm also good at staying awake. It's once I do fall asleep that I'm good at staying asleep. JD...whatchew goin on about?
just takin the piss as usual) ever notice if u got sumone who sleeps u dont? or if u hit a nice sleepy era there up at crack of dawn fucking about with dishes n other noisy shit? i think its sex or sumthin. i say wake up fuckem n go back to sleep . autta shut there shit fer a bit.
Oh yeah, I'm good at staying asleep too. I may stay awake for 30+ hours at a time, but once I actually settle down enough and go to sleep, I'm out for 10+ hours. I don't like going to sleep, but I absotively hate waking up, even more.