im pullin' twelve grams maaaaannnnn!!!

ok. Will and i have been friends since like 2nd grade. now were freshman in highschool. we are pretty tight. even thou im a bit calmer than him.. hehehee anyways...

today in science class we were messing around with a gram scale and re-learning how to calculate the density of an object even tho we learned last year.. well it got pretty loud in the classroom because the teacher is cool. and all of a sudden there was a defined hush in the classroom, this happens every once in awhile when it gets loud... will and i usually take advantage of this moment. we are usually smarted than most kids, and either prove someones ignorance or just make funny's... hehehe- we're sorta the class clowns, even tho we make great grades. ... anyways this time was different, as soon as it got quiet will began saying "im pullin twelve grams maaaannnn!!!" in a really baked stoner hippy voice... everyone looks at him and he has taken a stack of about 15 peices of paper and rolled it up really thick, it was like 4 inches thick and 12 inches long. has the ends twisted and had crunched up the paper on the outside several times. hes staring there cross eyed at his fake-blunt and doesnt seem to notice... even the teacher cracked up.. i go to a really good school, so they know were joking.. (pssst! they know wrong! : P)

btw, to give you an idea of the size, i bet it would have weighed more like 6 ounces if it was an actual joint...

i guess its a had to be there moment, but i laughed for like 2 hours, so hard i cryed...


funniest thing i pulled today was also in science class... we rarely have these types of questions, but the warm-up for class was: what is the water cycle most similar to for breakfast, eggs or pancakes.. we of course learned the water cycle in 3rd grade, but we are reviewing properties of water from last year. anyways i wasn't paying any attention. at all... and the teacher called on me for my answer. of course there is no right/wrong for such a dumb question, but she wanted to see my reaction. without hesitation i began an improv answer ..

" i do not usually metaphorically compare science and breakfast. but if i had to give an answer, i would say pancakes. just because they taste better. and.... the water cycle enables my life. and life is sweet. just like a pancake."
i didnt studder at all or pause...


anyways tell some stories from your school. anything to make me chuckle. i get out at 3pm, get home at 3:40, and dont need much sleep, so i gots loads of free time to screw around, now im bored.. so entertain me!

jk about it being the size of 6 ounces.. lol... but it was huge

cheers! :cheers2:
nerodesign:hat:

 

I got a 9 gram nug once

 

another example story... this doesnt have to be at school tho, just hanging out with friends or w/e...

In social studies we were having class discusion and it was pretty calm in there... Frank needed to call his mom for some calamine (lol, poison ivy, he had it terribly). when he asked the teacher said sure. it was really quiet in the class for some reason. anyways some stupid chick who wears all the brand name shit and has to be concerned with every peice of clothign she wears says, "thats discusting! thats not even cool!!" . it was still quiet. the whole class heard her say it. i Replied without much time to think, "niether are you, but were not critical.." again, whole class, teacher included laughed very hard...

 

talk about tooting your own horn...

PSSSST the key to being funny is to allow people to discover, as opposed to going around flauting "it"

 

Really?, cause you can't spell for shit.


That wasn't even funny.

 

vagina

 

i realize your probably reading this thinking, WTF. dumbass... but its more of in the moment had to be there stuff...
and i know i didnt bother to spell for shit. im sorta jittery too.. lisdexamfetamine ..hehehehhehehe i got a subscription... i hate the shit tho unless i havnt done it in like a few weeks... i have to take it every day... it makes me feel un-energized and slugish and bloated when i take it every day.. it sucks...

its for ADD btw... not ADHD..

my age group is pretty imature too.. so its mostly dumb-fun stuff...

 

woaw... looking back on that from only reading the text. i do sound like a dumbass.....

probably am...

 

eh.. i just made an ass of myself.. AGAIN...

 

fucking enjoy that shit man. 9th grade was a long time ago for me but it was definitley one of the best years i've had.

 

Lol i thought it was funny.. me and my freinds do this all the time and were in grade 12.. Anyhoo good stories

 

9th grade.. aka Intro to Marijuana 101.. for me at least

 

it goes by faaaaaaaaast. i'm almost done with high school and it seems like i was a freshmen yesterday.

 

basically i can do half assed job all day long and still bring in good grades. i don't pay attention to anything. i dont have too... so i read and draw and write and procrastinate..
(yea, im sorta a poet.. dont worry i spend more time using proper grammer than i do on here..)

come on guys post your story.. doesnt matter how lame you think yours is..




yup highschool rocks...

or for me, introduction to grass, salvia, and shrooms...

mmhmm... grass.. every weekend i go to our vacation home on the coast. my close friends are down there. we've known each-other for 3 or 4 years and another guy down there thats known me for maybe since i was 6... the guy whos known me for six is a jesus freak and is against anything fun, but cool to hang out with... he's 18 and one of my best friends along with the other dude.. he might Be my best friend. anyways.. i get off topic fast..

the non-jesus freak guy, has a really good relationship with his gf.. they spend every moment together. just so happens, shes a weed fiend.. lucky me right?
so im gonna get smoked up this weekend.. and probably order some salvia, possibly some shroomsm, and cheap, basic, clear glass bong... -- not going to do salvia for recreation,

anyone know if the ones with ice notches are actually worth it or do anything? i always thought you could just put the ice in the water and get the same effect, but if you did both would it be that noticable in the smoke? i am so concerned because salvia's high burn temp. and i have barely smoked anything at all...

 

Wow. Thats not even worthy of the smallest chuckle.

 

I wish I knew everything I know now when i was a freshmen.

 

I go to a really bad school so its just pointless. My only chance getting an education is getting into my friends school, but I need a certain GPA to get in. So I might as well start studying for my GED now because no way in hell my asshole Jewish bitch of a English teacher is gonna give anyone a chance to raise their grades.

 

ur pretty cool...

its freshman year, ur not supposed to have to try to get good grades

 

i think we have establshed that im a dumbass for posting those pointless stories... school/newb conversation thread deviated from original path FTW...


yea, ive never really been in a bad school. sides 6th grade.. that place was ROUGH. the teachers didnt give a rats ass about you. you said blood in a normal sentance like " oh man i think im starting to bleed" you'd probably get jumped.. hahaha
there were all these mexicans with butterfly knives (wtf?)
all these blacks with glocks
and all these white red necks or getto with pocket knives and probbably a few chests full of NRA meeting papers if they were real trashy. hehehe

and then there was a smll group of kids who actually valued there education...




charter/magnet/private schools FTW...

anyone got an opinion on bongs w/ ice notches?

just said that because some kids at my school complain about to much homework cause they didnt get it done in school.. its scary to think people like that are above par with the public school. cant imagine what its liek

 

whats everyone up too.. like.. lately, what do ya do on the weekends..