I'm not shure, i'm a hippy...

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by Kyle Katarn, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    To be a hippy, i must drimk alchohol, and be a smoker? Or what?

    Hey, i don't know nothing about you!))))
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    You actually have to smoke at least 15 ciggs a day and 7 bowls of medium grade ganja to be considered "a poser". In order to gain hippie status you must have sex with many women in natural surrounding while actually fantasizing about a horse tripping lsd in the middle of a protest which is all tye-dye... man.
     
  3. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    whoa....serious shit....

    And if i WILL NOT be smoking or drinking? I'm not a hippy?
     
  4. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    No. Sorry...Check your Hippie Rule Book for more details. If you don't own one, you can always buy one off Amazon.com. They're quite expensive, but it ensures you live your hippiedom life by the rules.

    Here's a link:

    Rule Book
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I live my life by the books of Skip Stone and Bill O'Reilly.
     
  6. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    and here I thought Go Ask Alice was your fave book, and all true!!!!!!!111!111!!1
    pavel, you disappoint me.
     
  7. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

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    there are first 7 tests you must pass, then a rigourous training period, the trials, and then finally the initiation, which i do not suggest you undergo, from there, we will begin to teach you.
     
  8. neponiatka

    neponiatka Senior Member

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    ha ha ha
    :)
     
  9. neponiatka

    neponiatka Senior Member

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    true true
    AND! before taking the tests one should grow hair at least to his waist and never wash it
     
  10. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    METHOD #1 - Cartman Method

    go to this page and take the test; look at the score and try to improve it. this will help you becoming that stereotypical hippie that Eric Cartman hates.

    METHOD #2 - Skip Method

    read this chapter (i mean this ) and see if you can cope with that .

    METHOD # 3 - St. Augustine Method

    [size=-1]"love*, and do whatever you want"
    which seems a handy rule of thumb

    *p.s. this is not easy , if you fail try and try again until it becomes natural.
    personally im still trying.
    [/size]
     
  11. Hari

    Hari Art thou Art

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    At 13 everyone is a natural hippie.
    To stay a hippie is to somehow maintain yourself that young.
    :)
     
  12. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    Why is everyone thinks, that 13 - is age, when teens are stupid, or something.... That not truth!

    OK, test showed, i'm a 55% hippy! Yahoo! But I will not drink, smoke, and i will wash my head at least every week....)))

    Êñòàòè, òóò åñòü êòî-òî, êòî ðàçãîâàðèâàåò íà ðóññêîì? ß óêðàèíåö, êñòàòè...)))
     
  13. A.B.E.

    A.B.E. Member

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    :cheers: :spliff: Can you be a hippie and ......................................

    I always find it difficult to go by any post that lists hippie characteristics (even as a joke) and adds dirty hair to the list. This might be the traits of a unconcientious, negligent person, perhaps, but not a true and genuine hip "hippie". They may have long hair, but this could be because of an understanding that to love oneself completely, it is often advantageous to accept yourself naturally as you are, (not stylish or trendy or ), and not alter things continually like cutting and styling your hair, shaving beards and legs, armpits etc., a pro-hippie statement of just " letting yourself BE"

    You can have long hair and wash it and the rest of you with one gallon or less of water, even cold water, and stay clean, if you want to. I like to think of a hippie as a clean, healthy, environmentally conscious person, who keeps themselves and their hair clean, and their surroundings in harmony with nature.

    They most certainly don't have to drink and smoke to be a hippy !!
    I do both and I am a hippie, but a moderate, reverent, and balanced one.!
     
  14. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    Yahoooo!!! I'm a hippy!

    I just need a hipp-mobile)))))
     
  15. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    dude its all good, chill out. Worrying about whether you fit under any label, whatever it may be, isnt healthy and good. What are you looking to gain from being considered a hippy? Just be who you are, and stick to your interests and thats all that matters.
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Velik moguchey ruskogo izika!
     
  17. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    Íà áóäóùåå, ïðàâèëüíî ãîâîðèòü òàê - "Âåëèê ìîãóùèé ðóññêèé ÿçûê". Ó÷è ìåñòîèìåíèÿ.

    Âñåì ñïàñèáî!
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    Ta eta bila shutka iz starogo filma... "Velik moguchey ruskogo izika!"

    Ne utchi menya zhitj, lyutche pomogi materliana.
     
  19. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    Apparently im 38% hippy and im a wanna be hippy. It also said my dad is probably a cop, the fuck he is, hes a deadhead.
     
  20. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Member

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    BraveSirRubin, òû âîîáùå êàêîé íàöèîíàëüíîñòè?
     

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