I'm not drunk

I do all those stupid things when I am not drunk.
What hilarious things do you do when sober?

 

Probably not much but sometimes I crack my wife up just by the way I say things not intended to be funny.

 

I'm always out in a swamp or up a cliff, in the pouring rain, or burning sun photographing birds. The local Thai are startled to see me the first time, then decide my behavior must be normal for foreigners.
Taken yesterday after work


male Ruby-cheeked Sunbird, edge of Khao Luang National Park, near Nakhon, Thailand

 

^^nice pic. and yeah, it's probably best not to do those things while drunk

 

Ride my bicycle, although I have done that drunk too :biggrin:

 

I fall UP the stairs when sober often....;-)

 

Despite my stupid post the other night...I'm rarely ever drink which means I do all my stupid shit sober. When I have gone out with friends and agreed to be the designated driver (which means 0 drinks for me) I have had people think I was drunk because I'm crazy enough without it.

I fall all the time completely sober. Not on purpose. I just fall a lot. No matter what...people falling is hilarious. I fall down stairs, in mud, in sand, in highways, on ice, in parking lots, at work...I like to blame it on the fact that I'm top heavy because of my big boobs or the fact that I'm short with huge feet.

 

I like to dance and sing to all the songs I come across throughout my day

 

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