I'm not allowed to

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Whack off for at least two weeks. I'm addicted and I must stop myself for a little while. Lately I've been whacking off at least4 times a day, my dick's gonna explode. This is going to be a hard task (goddamn accidental pun!!!) wish me luck
     
  2. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Good luck you will need it. Why dont you go and have some sex. Shit you dont have to have a girlfriend. PROSTITUTES will do the job for you. Damn you can get some ass if you really want to.
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Try cutting off one of your fingers everytime you do it.

    That way after 9 or ten times, you won't be able to even if you wanted to. [​IMG]
     
  4. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    good luck with that


    "when i get that feeling i touch myself"
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Even if I wasn't totally against prostitutes (well against me personally using prostitutes) I don't have any money, I am 15 w/ no job and my mom only makes 30grand a year so I only get $5 a week for allowance plus extra spending money if I go do something it's the week she gets paid.
     
  6. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    what makes you think you're addicted to it? Doing it often doesn't necessarily mean addicted.
     
  7. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    I didnt know you were 15 and didnt have a job. Or i would have probably had a different response to your thread.
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    so what's your response now?
     
  9. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

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    why do you have to quit masturbating?
     
  10. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm addicted, addictions are bad
    I never want to be addicted to anything, I also want to know that I can get over addictions
     
  11. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Go snort an oz of coke then we can talk about addictions.
     
  12. joe

    joe Banned

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    Cold turkey
     
  13. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    I try not to touch the shit anymore but damn it will grab you by the balls and take you for a ride
     
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