I'm just going to be blunt

I think I'll go masturbate......again. Hmm...where's chuck?

 

hmmm... I hadn't masturbated in three days... thanks for reminding me.

 

I'm going to talk to myself.

 

that was fast

 

I prefer it slow... and methodical.

 

ok

 

Damn, nine minutes...

 

mmyeah....I thought that was fast.

 

Time flies when you're masturbating....

 

But still... damn... nine minutes.

 

Whoa... you're talented. I'm jealous.

 

you ain't seen nothin' yet

 

I didn't see anything at all...

 

wait.. is nine minutes quick?

 

nope it ain't... i have done it in 10 seconds.

 

10 seconds???? Is that even possible. Whats the shortest and the longest amount of time that it takes for a guy to wack off?

 

Oh if only I knew. ....

 

10 seconds?

Lucky asshole. It takes me forever

 

That's cause I have Priapism... not all that lucky

 

then you need to practice more, you beotch ...