I'm in love

I was thinking about getting myself a girl the other day.

Could put me straight.

 

When I meet my loved one, I will say: Spit in my face! Defecate in my mouth! Throw up on my cock! Bash my cranium with a brick! Sodomize me with a rod! And then point and jeer for all to see!

And when it's my turn I will make you die a thousand painful, slow deaths in my fury! I will cause you limitless pain forever!

And she will stay. Happily---.

 

so you're not coming back to NJ I guess..

 

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yes I am. why wouldn't I?

 

so can we see a picture of your new girl?

if you think she's the one you must be pretty in love with each other. How long have you been together?

Well, good for you.

I'm just wondering how she's gonna feel about you coming back to NJ. If she's the one haha.. maybe she'll follow you..

 

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Top hat.

 

ok I'll get a pic, hold on..

 

ok.

 

we met at the berlin wall

 

I'd tap it.

 

The cum-dump: first precondition of love.

 

what's that hentai porn?

that's your gf! did you mean you masturbated to hentai 20 times, and then she had to.. what? you made up te VH1 part? I'm confused.

Do you really have a gf? or is this just a joke?

 

I don't know why she blacked out her nipples like that. they're good ones.

 

it's not even a joke, it's nothing.
I deflower like 8 14 y/o virgins every night but I'm not in love. this thread is a lie.

 

I'd bite those nipples like grapes. She'd tell me that I'm being too rough couse they're sensitive, but I wouldn't stop, oh no.

 

I see.

 

I'd turn into an octopus/spider hybrid and rape her, leaving my eggs within to wait for spring.

 

Reincarnation ain't always pretty.