im going to walmart...

to get some fish oil and AAA batteries. maybe a dvd as well.

do you guys need anything?

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Bison meat.

Can't ever have enough bison.

 

some cans of R134A would be nice...we can't buy them here and it seems that now I need a passport to get them myself

 

an old greeter person. just toss one in your cart, box'em up and ship them up here

 

Extra large condoms.

 

I got this urge over the weekend to rip my shirt in claw holes, put some fake blood and dirt on me, and run up to the sporting section of walmart.

"I need all your silver bullets!"

 

bukkake.

no wait, forget that.
it's such a cool word, why doth it have to have such a gross connotation?

 

:drool5: bison burgers anyone?

A/C not as cold as you'd like?

this is weird...the greeter tonight was an middle aged dude that was going bald. next time.

haha. i got you some trojan magnums. black people love these too.

bwhahahaha. id shoot you on sight.

you can't buy bukkake. you have to earn it. ill participate in in a bukkake all over your face.:cheers2:

 

can i have some of those extra large condoms as well?
and a large penis with a sexy man attached to it?

 

oh wait...you said you were going to walmart...no sexy men there....

 

we could just imagine my sexiness

 

I have black ancestry, hence the afro and the enormous wang. Thankyou friend.

 

are you irish?

 

No...but I can do a FatBastard Scottish impression while you strip

 

irish might get me wet but fatbastard scotsman would make me vomit

although skinny toned/muscular scottish men are just as good as the irish

 

there were like .5 sexy girls at this walmart.

this hot mama at the register had it going on, until she started to talk about her 5 year old boy. she was about 22.

 

Duh, single moms always let you have anal sex with them...don't you know anything.

 

yikes. i know one thing. around this crack haven of a town, single mothers spell addiction...addiction spells dirty fuck holes.


fuck holes spelled back wards is seloh kcuf.

 

Some Hot Cheetos would be nice.

 

I never shop there, but If I'm ever down on my luck
I've got 20 stores within driving distance :cheers2:


1. Portsmouth, NH 03801
2. Newington, NH 03801
3. Somersworth, NH 03878
4. Seabrook, NH 03874
5. Epping, NH 03042
6. Rochester, NH 03867
7. Sanford, ME 04073
8. Plaistow, NH 03865
9. Salem, NH 03079
10. Methuen, MA 01844
11. Biddeford, ME 04005
12. Derry, NH 03038
13. Hooksett, NH 03106
14. Manchester, NH 03103
15. Danvers, MA 01923
16. North Reading, MA 01864
17. Tewksbury, MA 01876
18. Salem, MA 01970
19. Scarborough, ME 04074
20. Lynn, MA 01905


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