I'm going to use my bulge like cleavage

The other day, I was in the gym stretching, and I noticed several women watching me stretch. They looked away when I noticed them, but I was still able to tell that they were looking at the outline of my junk.

That's when it hit me, I've found men's answer to cleavage. We can distract women with our bulges the way that they distract us with their shirt potatoes.

Let the revolution begin.

 

lmao. It isnt necessarilly a good thing.

 

haha, I am totally drawn to a mans bulge

 

Next time I want a woman to buy me a drink at the bar, I'm going to start doing the same stretch that I was doing in the gym.

 

lmao let me know how that works out for you..

 

Will do. I'll need to pick up some spandex shorts first. I want to make sure I get the maximum effect.

 

Spandex should have the best effect, because they will think you're gay and immediately be drawn to you.

 

lmao ^^^

 

"shirt potatoes"
Awesome.

 

When did you become a Czech brother...

 

Lol it works, I've done it successfully millions of times.

 

And unsuccessfully only thousands!

 

Balls make for better cleavage.

Just gotta get a push up jock strap and some low cut pants and you're gonna be hitting ladies back left and right.

Bitches be all up in your sack.

 

havent you guys ever heard of the camel tounge, its the male version of the camel toe

 

This is a true story. :biggrin: