I'm going to use my bulge like cleavage

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by booshnoogs, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    The other day, I was in the gym stretching, and I noticed several women watching me stretch. They looked away when I noticed them, but I was still able to tell that they were looking at the outline of my junk.

    That's when it hit me, I've found men's answer to cleavage. We can distract women with our bulges the way that they distract us with their shirt potatoes.

    Let the revolution begin.
     
  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    lmao. It isnt necessarilly a good thing.
     
  3. Luxiebow

    Luxiebow Senior Member

    haha, I am totally drawn to a mans bulge
     
  4. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    Next time I want a woman to buy me a drink at the bar, I'm going to start doing the same stretch that I was doing in the gym.
     
  5. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

    lmao let me know how that works out for you..
     
  6. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    Will do. I'll need to pick up some spandex shorts first. I want to make sure I get the maximum effect.
     
  7. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    Spandex should have the best effect, because they will think you're gay and immediately be drawn to you.
     
  8. Green_Goddess

    Green_Goddess Member

  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    "shirt potatoes"
    Awesome.
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    When did you become a Czech brother...:D
    [​IMG]
     
  11. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Lol it works, I've done it successfully millions of times. :D
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    And unsuccessfully only thousands!
     
  13. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    Balls make for better cleavage.

    Just gotta get a push up jock strap and some low cut pants and you're gonna be hitting ladies back left and right.

    Bitches be all up in your sack.
     
  14. the grobe

    the grobe Senior Member

    havent you guys ever heard of the camel tounge, its the male version of the camel toe
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    This is a true story. :biggrin:
     

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