i'm going out!

tonight, i'm so going out. lolz. i love ladies 18+ get in free before 11. so fucking good. so good.

even though my boyfriend can't come with me until he's 21, which is seriously bogus...but i'm going to party tonight! woooo!

 

i like where this is going...

 

ummmm, why can't he go till he's 21 but you can go when your 18?

 

Feminizm.

 

it's called sexism. and it forces all these young girls to be taunted by older men in the hopes of the somehow getting alcohol. it's kind of fucked up and creepy, but i had fun.

 

That's how it is in the strip clubs in Amarillo, girls can get in at 18, but guys have to be 21.

 

I remember this place I went to when I was attending college in Pittsburgh: they had a fenced off area for drinkers 21 and over, and the dancefloor for the teeny-bops.

A very sad scene indeed. But back then I was innocent, and thought the girls actually wanted to talk to me.

 

oh. well thats sorta sleazy.

 

I know, right? What a creeper I was.

 

Hehe, the US and their age limit...

Anyways, good to hear you had a great time.

 

i meant sleazy in that a girl would ditch their b/f to flirt (__enter any other action here as well___) with older guys for the sole purpose of obtaining alcohol.

 

Obviously, you're not a feminazi. You should know girls can get away with anything. Shame on you!

 

obviously not. well, just don't let my wife see any of this bullshit.


I've got her right where I want her. broken in well, and alls well.

If she finds out about shit like this, it'll all be over. the 1950's will be over in this household.

 

I would keep her away from all the magazines, Oprah, Hollywood movies, and ESPECIALLY gossipy neighbors asking to borrow your pepper shaker.

They should be shot at first glance.

 

but she is the one who works. I make her make the money. Shit. shit. shit.


someone could tell her about this.


of course, if she left, she would be leaving my huge cock. And I'm not sure she is ready to part with it just yet. The beatings are probably only a small price to pay for a slab of meat like mine.

 

That's probably what keeps her coming back.

Who doesn't like to be cockslapped by an 8-incher from time to time, eh?

 

she laughs at the 8 inchers......

 

Sorry, I guess I'm referring to my own pithy standards.

Your 11-incher is renowned. I shoulda known-

 

its the girthiness more than anything really......

 

That's what I meant, Ganja. 8-inches wide

Edit: Holy shit, that's scary.