I'm going insane

from all these fucking Lifetime movies. My wife is watching another one, this time its about some girl bein a carpet muncher and her parents being against it and shit. Oh God this is terrible. I am ready to blow my eardrums out just so I cant hear it anymore

 

Sounds like shes in need of a good fuck.

 

I already gave her one, now shes just bored

 

Kill her. Lifetime is evil, it is the only way to free her soul.

 

Can't help you with your problem but I wanted to thank you for making me that much glader I'm single.

 

Now shes got one with girls talking about thier periods.......... I'm looking for my headphones. It's time to turn up the slayer

 

kill the cable! Lifetime IS evil!

 

What is lifetime?

 

Lifetime is the worst channel ever put on TV. They play some of the most retarded 80's chick empowerment movies. Enough to almost make me hate women and beat the shit out of them. And they wonder why they get abused?

 

A network on tv secretly run by woman-hating nazis disguised as feminists.

 

I wonder if my wifes in on this? She defends this network like crazy, and shes also 100% German. I think I'm gonna just keep this machete next to me tonight.