I'm going crazy! I want to bang my woman...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Wicked Penetration, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. ... and she's in another country! Agghhhh, what do I do masturbation is getting old :p
     
  2. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

    Yea, well at least you've GOT a woman-you're doin' better than me.....
     
  3. I imagine the pickings are quite slim on Pluto, eh? o_O
     
  4. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

    Yea, that's pretty much it. Plutonian girls are about 3 feet tall and green-just not my type.
     
  5. That's too bad.. Ever think of relocating?
     
  6. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

    Yea, I make excursions to earth once in a while to look for candidates for the Plutonian Harem-gonna bring 'em back to Pluto with me, though. You're welcome to join if you'd like:)
     
  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    What a coincidence...I wanna bang your woman too! lol

    Veg, I've never been to Pluto..what do you do for fun there??
     
  8. nightwriter

    nightwriter Member

    Can you have email sex? Phone sex might be a little costly.
     
  9. hasn't been that bad so far :p She's a fast cummer lol
     
  10. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Nice. Email sex would be a bit slow for me.
     
  11. nightwriter

    nightwriter Member

    with email sex you have time to create an entire fantasy...it can either be a scenario or a list of instructions ... a web cam can even take pictures of your partner acting it out...of course I don't advise doing any of the above on a public-access computer such as at a library.
     
  12. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy


    if you do call eachother you should go out and buy a headset with a mic and talk to eachother over msn voice, its free which is muuuch cheaper than the phone international
     
  13. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I know how you feel, i feel the same way about orgazmik
     
  14. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    We all do, Heron brother! :)
     

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