I'm fucking having fun tomorrow

I've had it with this shit.

 

I call false.

 

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to work then see my doctor then see a movie then masturbate then again then sleep

 

X wins

 

Well, I'm jacking off very soon. Which pornstar should I jack off to?

 

I woke up tired and went to school at 7am today. Nobody else there, not a single, solitary fucker. Of course it's some sort of national holiday for teachers that everybody neglected to tell me about. So I turned around and went 18km home, unamused.

Since then, I've brewed some tea and smoked a fat one, sat in the early morning sun for 3 hours, listened to some sounds, strummed on the guitar, and now I've come on here to fuck around for a while.

Unexpected fun.

So far today is fun.

 

THERE ya go. That's the kind of fun that I need to learn how to have.

But it's hard when you can't fucking take a walk because it's -20F.

 

jack off to me, as usual

i'm going to drink with my bestest friend stephen on his bday tomorrow. isn't that cute?

 

That's cute.

Zilla, I haven't jacked off to you as yet. Happy? Indifferent? Disappointed?

 

LULZ

Adelaide: 72°F, coldest day in weeks.

 

I have never jacked off to anyone on this forum yet, but somewhere around a hundred RT girls have jacked off to me.

 

Get a sled.

No seriously, fuck the cold. It's only good for ice and snow and playing.

Recently, it's been getting really 'cold' here at night, 12C - 15C

 

sounds like an awesome day, red. too bad you went all the way to work and had to turn around though.