Im Fucking Done

So last week I overheard my roomies arguing about leaving dirty plates in the sink and shit all around the living room....and by that, I mean they were pretty much attacking the other female roomie, and blaming most of it on her.They complain about how much they clean up every morning.(Sorry you have no lives besides school and each other). What really pisses me off is my one roommate who goes out of his way to act fucking "manly" and cool,treats girls like crap, and acts like he's on top of his shit and rarely makes a mess...bullshit.There's never any winning with him because inside that brain of his, he's beyond amazing.

Well this semester I've barely been here and if I am, it's in the morning to get ready for school or very late at night (2am at the latest coming back from school).This is a good 5 days out of the week. When I cook, I make sure I put everything back where it belongs and if I forget to wash one pan, wow I'm a horrible person.I got back from my bf's yesterday evening to get ready for school and my female roomie had dirty pans, food scraps, and whatever else all over the kitchen counter..and dirty plates in the sink.

Our friend who was over mentioned to me this morning that the macho roomie saw plates in the sink, grabbed sticky notes and wrote on every one until he managed to spell out "Clean Your Shit"....Meanwhile my female roomie just sits there and goes along with it and doesn't fess up to her mess.....Who the fuck?!



I've pretty much decided I don't want to live here during the summer and that I'm moving in with one of my old roomies down the street. I don't even enjoy being here anymore. My female roomie used to be so nice and I feel as though hes been hanging out with them so much tha she's almost turning into them.I just don't understand why Im getting shit for this.I know I'm a nice person but I don't appreciate people walking all over me. I'm really sick of it and I'm about to show a side of me I won't like.It's just pissing me off so much

 

That's why I will never have room mates again, too many problems. And it ruins relationships with good people.

 

When you leave post this picture all over the kitchen:

 

That's pretty fukt up. You should write on some sticky notes "EAT MY SHIT". lol

When do you think you'll be moving?

 

You just told the most commonly told story regarding roommates...

Sadly, that same attitude carries through our whole society. The majority of people want someone (anyone) else, to do the shit they don't want to, and will always find a way to justify it.

 

Hahaha word, right on his door too. I'm not touching those notes.He can clean up that "shit" himself. I'm so glad they left for the weekend. I need to relax before they're back.Douchewad.

 

Sounds like one of those control freak persons who needs to find something minor wrong and blow it out of proportion to get off on how powerful they sound. I don't blame you for wanting out at all. People like that get on my nerves as well.

 

The lease here is flexible so I only have until the end of April and I get $600 back when I move out...So that can go towards first months rent at the new place.

 

Yeah, he's half Syrian and the men on his mom's side of the family/culture think men are like superior to woman or some bullshit like that Hes just an ass. If he doesn't like one of your friends, he'll talk shit about them to you.Who does that?

 

Maybe this will make you feel better.

I highly reccomend at this time that you skip the following wall of text and read the last sentance in this post.

To avoid detection in our illegal activities or theft of our valuable goods, me and a drinker I met last semester paired up, since we where being consolidated and had to choose roomates or have roomates chosen for us. We're both cool/trustworthy, so it's ok... right? Wrong.

This roomate has a pension for loud guitar. That's fine. Except when he consumes 4 40's, and plays so loud I can feel my bed springs vibrating in sympathy. He turned away like 4 people during the night who came and politely asked him to STFU. I didn't even say anything, he knew i had class in the morning, but I don't bitch cause I can do annoying stuff too. Well last night takes the cake for loudness EVER experianced in one night, but this morning my roomate gets ahold of some pot and I was so thankful for being smoked out before class that I left my roor zumini in his care to finish his weed with.

So when I return, he tells me my bong is in his drawer. I figure he would have proped it still before doing this, so I'm careful, but even when I open the drawer slowly, a cascade of empty 40's assults my bong, which my thoughtful roomie left both the diffuser and bowl in, while on its side, in a drawer.

So long story short, my roomie caused the destruction of my rather expensive bongs female joint, and my slides male joint, after keeping me up for 8 hours of drunken guitar. So I think you're damn lucky

 

on the next dr phil house...

 

Yup he sounds like a real bag of douche indeed. I don't care what your cultural background is you gotta give people the respect they deserve. I think the appropriate stoners lounge response to this situation is on your last day there shit in his pillow case.

 

Or right now.

 

Ha ha I like the way you think.

 

Brb















Hahaha jk......ooooor am I?

 

ha ha please don't be?

I'd say you could come room with us because we are all super laid back about other peoples business but I think the commute to school might be a bit lengthy ha ha.

 

DOO EET.
:xmastree:

 

I'm tempted.I'd have to get up at like 2 or 3 every morning haha.Living with two chills guys and a girl would be ideal.



wold be a good time to have pink eye eh?....knocked up anyone?

 

ha ha naah man I don't have pink eye I'm just really hiiiiiggghhhhhh.

 

well it'd be 2 girls technically if you count Libby the dog.