I'm drunk

And that NEVER happens. I haven't been drunk for a few years. I haven't fallen yet but I have about 30 feet before I make it to bed. It sounds always happen. Happy Friday night!......I'm sorry.

 

crawling is best sometimes LoL

 

Im drinking Yuengling lager mixed with polar black cherry soda... dont knock it til you tried it.. basically its the only way I can drink this shit. I cant buy my good shit from that corner sub beer store anymore. every time I go there the price goes up and down,, like dude its not fucking gasoline. when I have exact change or purchase money,. so i said fuck this place. and takes to long to make a sammich..
but Ive a new beer place Ive to drive to over the hill. 1000 beer store.. yeah I think they'll have shit we really like.. :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuYppz9Azzc"]Dire Straits - Fade to Black - YouTube

 

Lol you're a drunk apologizer? We need to work on that, like right now.

Tell me to go fuck myself.

 

Go fuck yourself dev. Haha. By the way I did fall. I was trying to take my socks off and that didn't work out so well. Haha.I'm fighting the urge to apologize again.

 

I'm trying to read that but I keep laughing by the time you talk about the sandwich.

 

Fight it!!

 

I don't drink enough to have that down yet. Thanks for being my couch. You're like my don king in my corner. Wait, was he Mike Tysons coach or whatever? I have no fuckin idea what I'm talking about. I'm not sorry.

 

:rofl:

There you go :2thumbsup:

I'm glad I could be your couch hahaha

 

I'm glad you find humor in this. I just told people that I work with that I don't know very well all about my dad's vibrators. Hahahahahaha

 

You type pretty well for a drunk person.

 

It takes me a while and a lot of corrections. Swype in my phone can be my best friends or worst enemy

 

My Mac has auto correct for everything and changes some words entirely. So even when I'm sober, it comes across like a drunk person.

 

Where the fuck is my lip gloss? Has anybody seen it?

 

Nevermind, I found it. It was right next to that glass of water I just knocked over that I'll pick up in the morning.

 

I'm drunk, probably not as drunk as her but I can drunk type like 65 wpm :cheers2:

Ruby - your dad has vibrators? Lol you would be fun to drink with.

 

My recreational drinking usually involves going out or socializing with others. I've only drank alone a handful of times so I can't say you will ever encounter me drunk [online] here.

Cheers guys. have fun

 

I drink alone quite often, only reasons being my back hurts from work and I'm an alcoholic

 

Break out that Patron!!! I'll coming to visit! Oh my God, my dad is a total perv. He's almost 68 and tells me all about his sex. He just threw his back out again having sex. He told me about that last Friday. So him and his girlfriend hid their vibrator in a pillowcase on their fuckin couch. So my 2 year old niece goes over and they are having a pillow fight and forgets that the vibrator is in the pillow case and it goes flying across the living room. My step sister is like "what the fuck you guys? Can't you keep your sex toys or of reach of my 2 year old?"

 

I just got home from "socializing with others"