I'm breaking up with you.

Sorry. It's not you, it's me.

I hope we can still be friends.

 

nah. i'll forget your name in a week or so.

 

That's ok. No hard feelings then.

 

of course we'll still be friends.









hey everyone! daisymae is a huge fucking slut! she fucked the million man march! i dumped her whore-ass because i found out she has herpes, hepatitis, and HIV!

 

eww what a skank!

 

Sorry, undies, I'm not taking you back. It's over.

 

I don't believe you. I'm taking her side cause she's a girl.

 

you can apologize all you want, but i won't forgive you!

are you sure? i can change, i swear i'll be better.


stop trying to crawl back to me, skank!

 

when i was with daisymae, she told me that you sleep with homeless guys. wanna get back at her?

 

Its always you.

 

Yeah...That was a lie. Its common knowledge that I sleep with pretty much anyone.

 

We've grown apart. I don't even know you anymore.

I do hope you won't be bitter.

 

Piaf, I'm sorry, but I'm dumping you as well.

Consider yourselves all punted...

 

Its okay. I'll live.


Okay, I'minmyunderwear, we can team up now :reddevil:

 

perfect... ok, step one is to go wherever daisymae is and hold hands in front of her. make sure to kiss me whenever you catch her looking over...

 

hahaha...that guy is so punt...

 

Oh. I can do that
Wow, this is good....I thought I actually have to have sex with you. I can do kissing

 

DOH!

 

kissing was just step one...

 

I'm not having sex with you in front of daisymae. I'm shy and all that