I'm Being Followed....

Or at least I was yesterday...all day long, by the same silly lawn knome creature....I have no idea what he wanted....but he went everywhere with me....

 

i think he wanted some pussy

 

Once a Knome starts following you it won’t stop and they have been know to cause all kinds of problems in peoples life. So you had better send it packing as soon as possible. The best way to do it is to walk through the streets and loudly repeat the word elf over and over. Knomes hate to be referred to as elves because they think they are superior to elf’s.

In a knomes mind being called an elf would be like a human calling someone a monkey. Cheers!

 

Thanks for the insight.......I mean he was trying to lick my feet while I was driving home yesterday.....quite a character if you ask me.

 

I've never had a gnome follow me around, but I have a few living around my mum's garden bed. One's name is Wefrey and he moon's every car that drives past our house compulsively...everytime I go and see him he's bent over, has his trousers down and his little ass pointing towards the road. The other is called Ern, he flipps the bird at everyone...

I like to have tea and biscuits with them sometimes. Nice fellows...

 

gnomes. the word is gnomes. gnomes, GNOMES! not knomes.


sorry, once 3 different people spelled it that way i couldn't take it anymore

 

Yeah, I was going to say something earlier, but then I figured, you know. Fuck it.

 

Fukin Gnomes.

 

was he trying to get you into Travelocity ?

 

you should follow him

 

Public apology....you are correct...the word is in fact GNOME. Well damn me to hell.

 

I followed your mum

 

oh, i didn't think you'd mind

i was just following my business plan

1. collect underpants
2.
3. profit

 

What's # 2 in the plan???? : )

 

my friend joe says the gnomes on his farm always jump over the stream so both feet land together... he did a demonstration. then he asked where he could get some nice LSD "don't the kids take acid anymore?" he is about 70.

 

I have a gnome running around my neighborhood, he likes to ring peoples doorbells and run away. And when you go outside to see who it is you always smell pot. So you know its him. I will catch him one day

 

another gnome knows

so gimme, gimme

 

oh, I swear today I was being followed around by pizza delivery men, they were everywhere, man. I feel your pain *nods wisely*

 

I'll keep my gnome over the pizza man......the pizza man that comes to my house always ends up backing into my truck on his way out of the driveway : ( at least the gnome has been a good passenger in the truck : )

 

dammit you're right!!! Pizza delivery men are evil!!!!!!



An Afterthought: They can also be your best friend when the munchies sets in. The cycle of good and evil goes on....