I'm a working girl...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Alomiakoda, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Messages:
    1,601
    Likes Received:
    0
    *ahem*

    But seriously, somehow, I have managed to get myself a job. I'm going to be earning money.

    Waitressing. On a steam train. But that's not the point :p

    Someone, somewhere trusts me enough to allow me to carry plates and has faith that I will not drop them. On a wobbly train. Without heels on (I'm so short that I won't actually be able to reach anything, and my feet have slowly changed shape to fit better in heels than flat shoes).

    Any bets on how long before I get fired? :p

    (The actual point of this post is just so I could make a joke about being a working girl :p)
     
  2. jesikhaviolet

    jesikhaviolet Member

    Messages:
    936
    Likes Received:
    0
    i give you a week...
     
  3. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    Messages:
    1,500
    Likes Received:
    0
    nooooo, thats better than cake making

    *is jealous*
     
  4. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,909
    Likes Received:
    0
    that is SO cool :p
    *nudges meng* ;)
     
  5. stardust

    stardust Banned

    Messages:
    599
    Likes Received:
    1
    i want to work on a steam train!! that sounds like great fun!!

    couldnt you just wear little heels and long trousers? i'm sure no-one would notice!

    peace and love
    stardust
    xxx
     
  6. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    for a minute there i thought you meant you were a hooker................
     
  7. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,905
    Likes Received:
    1
    crumbs whispers, your left sigpic is very.....
     
  8. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    what about it?
     
  9. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,905
    Likes Received:
    1
    yellow...

    i wrote the previous post when it was the stick people and the guy was erm, pleasuring himself.

    ..but i think that the chicken is very...yellow.
     
  10. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    i have always had the chicken there.......you have a dirty mind

    are you drinking...........again
     
  11. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

    Messages:
    6,644
    Likes Received:
    0
    i'd be a working girl if i was female and i had a job
     
  12. DaisaeFaerie

    DaisaeFaerie Member

    Messages:
    232
    Likes Received:
    0
    well i'm female and have a job..yeeey..

    i'll leave the rest to your stunning powers of deduction
     
  13. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Messages:
    1,601
    Likes Received:
    0
    That was the joke :p
    Got to wear a skirt (bah)
     
  14. stardust

    stardust Banned

    Messages:
    599
    Likes Received:
    1
    get a pair of flat shoes and stuff something under your heels inside the shoes!

    when i worked at legoland you used to see parents stuff their kids shoes heels with things all the time to make them tall enough to go on the rides!!

    peace and love
    stardust
    xxx
     
  15. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    yeah i know ............. i was looking for a real working girl:p
     
  16. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Messages:
    1,601
    Likes Received:
    0
    Give me a couple of years :p
     
  17. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    will i am looking to fill my needs now.....



    but claire said she will take hard cash ...... so there is still hope:p
     
  18. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Messages:
    1,601
    Likes Received:
    0
    HARD cash? That's putting an awful amount of pressure on you isn't it? :p
     
  19. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    Messages:
    3,952
    Likes Received:
    0
    claire is a very demanding woman.......what can you do
     
  20. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,855
    Likes Received:
    22
    you have been a very, very naughty boy Mr Whispers....

    ... come here for your spankies;)

    muahahaha:p
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice