Ever been so drunk all you could do is mutter one line with confidence over and over and over. This happned to me the other night out side a concert hall, all I could say is "I'm a pro!" "I'm a pro!". I tossed in the occasional "Don't.. don don worry guys I'm a pro!" this ever happen to you? What was your line?
A friend of mine was trying to give directions to this concert and all he seemed to be able to say for like 45 minutes was take a right, take a right, NEVER TURN LEFT. they all had gas to burn so they listened to him untill they got bored.
There was some old lady in the UK apparently, who had a fear of turning left, so she never did. It's possible to get just about anywhere in the UK without ever turning left you just have to take some really long inconvenient routes.
