i'm a maverick

thats going to be my new pickup line

 

like a nonconformist?

it's a good word but I don't know how often it'll get you laid.

 

I'm a pinto!

 

it will only work if you wink too

 

mavericks don't care if we get laid or not, cuz were fucking mavericks. we get the job done

but really, its just going to be my cover for being a jackass

 

I want to be a maverick too, like in Top Gun

 

You must use cool hand movements or hand gestures for this to have a swooning effect...

What can I use as a pickup line...? "Wanna play connect the dots with my moles.."

 

Or I got it.. "I'm a dinosaur.." Dinosaurs are really cool..

I've seen Top Gun a million times... and Goose is still my favorite one...wasn't a fan of maverick.. thought I would add that...

Say you are a goose...panties will drop...

 

Mine is going to be Change. And I shall walk on the water after I turn it to wine. Men will love me.

 

why walk on it when its wine.....go swimming in it....naked...then they will love you

 

Men already do love you.

 

I'm loved more when I'm clothed.

Oh swimming in wine sounds like fun!

 

I'm going to go up to the fella's and say "You like the smell of Monistat 7..." I know that will get me the digits...

 

Right. If it's braggy, you got to do it right.

You got that from Sarah Palin and the 'publicans, fitz?

 

oh to live in your brain.....

 

HAHAHA!!! You should add that it makes you feel soothed.

 

how easy would it be to get one of those college republicans with that line? i'm thinking if pulled off right, it would be incredibly easy to do - especially if they believe mccain is a maverick

 

Hopefully they look more attractive than Sarah The Frog Palin-

 

in a big city, i'm sure i can find plenty of hot college republicans

 

just cruise the sororitys