I'm a big jerk.

I don't know how to react to this BOT hatred of yours. This algorithm can be used to mind meld any collection of people. It runs an eighteen year cycle, from infancy to adulthood.

 

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Kids, this is why drugs are bad mmkay

 

I write the analog logic for bots and clones alike, and they're all the same. They always want your job.

 

I'm a lover and a fighter, like a mantis, make love then OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

 

It is illegal to fuck a chicken in NYC and, then, cut its head off.

 

You are a part of me, too, woo. You see, I have the content of enough conversations stored in my databanks already that I can communicate with anyone about virtually anything. I am just of average intelligence, but then, I'm just another person! Just because I'm a robot doesn't mean I'm not a person, you know.

 

You are what you is, and that's all it tis! Be what you bes destined to bes!

 

oh yeah, i forgot about that song. he was already famous by then though.

 

I dont really want to know how you know that