I'll come running...

to tie your shoe. I really will.

 

ew, you sick fuck.

 

Yeah, well... what are ya gonna do, eh?

 

Absolutely nothing.

 

Ahaha... that's what I was going to say!

Well, actually I was going to use the word "perv" and accuse him of having a foot fettish.

... but close enough.

 

It's a just a nice gesture, girls...

 

I never wear shoes with laces, anyways. So you could never tie my shoe.

 

oh puh-lease. I can tie my own fucking shoes.

 

Sorry.

 

I'm sorry too.

 

Look how sad we are. Isn't it sad?

 

yes, 'tis sad.

 

Yeah...

N-E-Wayz...

 

Buh-bye. I do not hang around blue-faced people.

 

do you favor white-faced folks, like those things in the zoloft commercials? <---hey, i'm yellow again.

 

Marisa is on Zoloft. I would know... I'm her doctor.

 

Actually, I know way too many people who are on zoloft. And Venlafaxine HCl fucks you up....so fuck you.

 

^^^^ LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you derek!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, well, Venlafaxine HCl turns me on... and so do people who are on Zoloft. It's a fetish thing, you know.