if a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands buttered side down, then what happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it on the floor? my guess is they would spontaneously combust..... what do you reakon? peace and love stardust xxx
the bread woul be sucked into the cats anus and would absorb the cat and then mutate into a new being. brat or caread
or if ya wana get all scientific you could argue that because the cat is larger and has a bigger gravitational pull on it, the cat, would still, land on its feet :H or you could just say it would land on its side
They would struggle together but the cat would win and land on its feet because they are tough cool creatures whereas bread is inanimate
Right, there's nothing else for it, I'm going to try this tonight as soon as George comes back from being bullied by the local toms...
The cat would be suspended in the air, rotating forever. Once the problem of feeding the cat has been overcome this could be utilised as a new energy source.
I would eat the toast before it even came close to the ground. And if I'm hungry, I may eat the cat too...
I reckon the cat will just laugh at the fact hat it has bread on its back, I know I would anyway.....
