If you were on a desert island.....wait a sec here...

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  1. SeverineComplex

    SeverineComplex Member

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    And you could bring ANYONE in the world with you, who would you bring with you and why- now think about it....

    would it be some absolutely beautiful and or perhaps even more importantly great in bed, because maybe you're a cynic so at least you know you will die of starvation or mother nature's wrath while having amazing sex

    do you bring some very heavy and roast and cannabalize them bc you just cannot get the worry of food supplies off your mind

    do you bring someone athletic and savy who can basically "do the surviving for you" while you sip the juice of a coconut under the shade of a palm tree

    discuss
     
  2. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    Bear gryliss from Man vs Wild :wink:
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Why not just bring along the companion book to the tv series :2thumbsup:

    BTW it Bear Grylls


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  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'd bring Skip because he could create some sort of forum in the sand over which I could talk to many, many interesting/scary people.
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    Fuck that. I'd sit back and enjoy the peace and quiet.
     
  6. SeverineComplex

    SeverineComplex Member

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    ROFL!!!!!!!

    Well I couldn't bring the Grizzly Man mentioned above, he's too hyper for me; I think I'd bring Mickey Rooney, Obviously he has the potion to everlasting life/immortality, so HE could live forever while I roast him as a smoke signal for help. Just be effecient and get the whole deal over with quickly like AAA does. :2thumbsup:
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Really, you'd bring a 112 year-old midget?
     
  8. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    at least it'd be intertaining give me three midgets and I'd learn to juggle them
     
  9. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    id bring socrates and then slit his throat LOL Just joking....Id probably bring a radio and patenily wait for my passing.
     
  10. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    That'd be awful. Socrates would probably ramble for 200 pages worth of a book as to why he deserves to have his throat slit.
     
  11. dizz36

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    Id bring andrew vanwyngarden...
    Because hes beautiful &could sing to me.
    &thats all i need in life:)
     
  12. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    LOL yes....Id offcourse talk to him for a little before the exacution...Then i say something random, like just going for some water...Get him while hes thinking, nice and easy.
     
  13. ThePepsiSyndrome

    ThePepsiSyndrome Member

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    Someone really rich like Steven Spielberg so we would get rescued right away but not so rich like Warren Buffet or Bill Gates because they probably have a shitload of enemies that would love to see them dead.
     
  14. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I'm so boring. I would probably bring the beau or maybe my dog.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'll take one for the team and bring lady gaga, just so the rest of the world doesn't have to put up with her anymore.
     
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    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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  17. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    I don't know if i could invite someone to the hell of desertion without feeling guilty and paranoid from retaliation . I'm sure my companion (with the rest of eternity), would at some point, boil up with the frustration that comes from being deserted and take it out upon thee. Not good......though if i'd brought a chick we'd have to bang and repopulate the Earth at some point, right?! In other words I'd probably bring a cute chick, one that doesn't mind living off grid or having her a bluff called.
     
  18. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Assuming it was a tropical island, I'm pretty sure I could survive well enough. So I'd rather not be burdened with someone else.
     
  19. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    LOL yes, vodka for me
     
  20. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    jesus... he can walk on water.
     

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