if you were a food...

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  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    what would your ingredient label say?
     
    Boogabaah, Nov 21, 2008
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  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    "consume at your own risk. while not a drug, this product may bring about side effects including, but not limited to sterility, pregnancy, headache, nausea, and progeria. in men, impotence is likely, but only when sexual activity is attempted. during day-to-day activities, you may be accompanied by a powerful and persistant erection. this product is known to cause cancer in lab animals. do not consume while pregnant or breastfeeding, if you intend to ever be able to become pregnant later in life, or under the age of 12. may also cause dizziness and vertigo"
     
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  5. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    free range
     
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  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    mine would say:

    all natural

    free range vegetarian fed human

    low fat low cholesterol high fiber

    good source of B vitamins
     
    Boogabaah, Nov 21, 2008
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  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    "Delicious with chocolate syrup"
     
    booshnoogs, Nov 21, 2008
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  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    [​IMG]
     
    YankNBurn, Nov 21, 2008
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  13. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    keep in a warm place.
     
    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*, Nov 21, 2008
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  15. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    May cause laxative effects.
     
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  17. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    mine would also say :

    NOT microwave safe...


    those things are only good for blowing up nasty peeps anyways.
     
    Boogabaah, Nov 21, 2008
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  19. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    great value & sweeter then honey
     
    squawkers7, Nov 21, 2008
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  21. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    mine would say

    "you're now entering flavor country, enjoy with your favorite wine"
     
    MaryJBlaze, Nov 21, 2008
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  23. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    another:

    NOW WITH A CHOCOLATY CENTER!


    i've eaten nothing but candy today.. bad booga! :eek:
     
    Boogabaah, Nov 21, 2008
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  25. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    best if used before january 1989
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Nov 21, 2008
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  27. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    do you live in my mothers fridge?
     
    Boogabaah, Nov 21, 2008
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  29. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    may cause excessive itching.
     
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  31. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    :eek: zilla is the opiate of the masses!

    or maybe the DXM of the masses:cool:
     
    nesta, Nov 21, 2008
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  33. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Best before: see the top.
    But it's a sphere. :cool:
     
    Jaitaiyai, Nov 21, 2008
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  35. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    if ingested, induce vomiting if possible....call your local poison control center immediately...
     
    jerry420, Nov 21, 2008
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  37. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    May contain cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
     
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  39. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    "WARNING: extremely hot"

    "shake before use"
     
    Penny, Nov 21, 2008
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