If you were a doctor,

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  1. Sylph ish

    Sylph ish Member

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    what would be your specialty?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Proctology.........:D.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    You ass. :rolleyes:
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    sports medicine
     
  5. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Toxicology... I've always been fascinated with the effects of drug overdoses.
    Or Epidemiology. Plague-type diseases are COOL. :cool:
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine working for the CDC and tracking emerging viruses like Ebola, Marburg, and Influenza. Or investigating mysterious outbreaks of Legionnaires, Venezuelan, Equine Encephalitis, Tularemia, Brucellosis, Machupa, Bolivian, or some other new deadly chimera [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Ahhh, I want to be a doctor of infectious diseases, because two of my heroes are doctors of the same specialty. Dr. House and my ex-boyfriend's dad. Geniuses, both of them.
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Psychiatry or psychology.
     
  9. dd3stp233

    dd3stp233 -=--=--=-

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    Well since the op didn't say a medical doctor, I would say a docorate in exoenthnobotany



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    obvious Seinfeld reference.
     
  10. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    I'd like to either work with people with mental disorders or something having to do with natural and organic health care and such :biggrin:
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Yup.
     
  12. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Oncology ! <3
     
  13. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Mind control.I'd create an army of Manchurian candidates
    OR cryogenics.
    OR Chinese stuff mixed with nanotech/ gene therapy.

    Altho I'd much rather see that slave people do it for me, while I count the cash.:cool:
     
  14. rollingalong

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    doctor gregory house is head of DIAGNOSTIC medicine....not..infectous deseases....so there....I would like to be a general practitioner in a small town
     
  15. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    We have butt jokes, but where the gynecologist jokes at?

    kinda disappointed
     
  16. homeless-joe

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    Overbilling.
     
  17. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I'd work as a physician in the neonatal care unit, determined to give those little ones a fighting chance.
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    He is HEAD of that department, but he specializes in neurology and infectious diseases, season one, episode 3! I may not have watched in awhile, but don't doubt my knowledge from the first 3 seasons. I watched House before it was cool. *does a cliche snap and head bob sort of thing*
     
  19. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    *Rim-shot*

    I think I'd be an ER doctor somewhere big, that way it'd always be busy. I work best when I have to think on my feet, really.
     
  20. Sylph ish

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    word me too. i wouldnt want be an internal medicine doc until i got older, i feel like its much too repetitive and annoying and just doesnt pay enough
     
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