Front page headlines: Harrison Parker, famous young adult actor goes to therepist over something his girlfriend said to him. Story below. She told me if I wanted to be her lover, I had to get with her friends. I was so scared I didn't know what to do. She had so many. There's hairy Burt, and naughty Nicholas ... Those two just aren't anything like my type. Having sex with them scares me, said Harrison. Then there's Geneva She pulls her boy friends hair out with her teeth!! I don't even want to talk about Betty. I once saw her do the splits and get stuck on the marble floor. I won't even say what she was doing, but I think she became a human suction cup. My girlfriend expects me to get with her friends if I want to be her lover, and she was dancing around as she was telling me this, exclaims Parker. I have post tramatic stress syndrome now. It was just too much to handle, and I had already asked for her hand. Now her parents are demanding I follow through. I just don't know what to do exclaimed Parker. When the clock on the wall stuck three ... a bird came out and said : "Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo" and I could hear people laughing. Apparently Parker's girlfriend wouldn't let him get a word in edge wise. She refused to take out the earbuds.out as I was trying to explain why I couldn't get with her friends. She just kept pointing her finger in my face saying "If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends" dancing around like she was happy about it. The front page photo wasn't of Harrison, however. It was of his therepist, laughing like a loon. Harrison has since filed a law suit against the clinic where he received his therepy.. Cinnamon and spice are what girls are made of was her only comment to the reporter.
I think possibly a few times over. Aren't they from the UK? Seems to be a popular locale here. Very Posh if you ask the right person.
You don't have to keep dropping hints, my brain started singing it as soon as I read the thread title, before I even clicked on the thread
It's a catchy tune ... Not everyone are as privy to as you. I'll drop a thought or few when I need to. Otherwise I do what I do, but I enjoy the thought processes that play out too. Have a great one
