If you need to pee and you are with other people, do you announce that you are going

to pee?

 

No. I may say that "I gotta take a piss" or "hit the head" but I never say pee

 

Do you say you gotta walk the snake or dewater the potatoes?

 

I announce that I need to pee.

 

Enjoy, have a good one! :2thumbsup:

 

I usually shout "Infinity Is Now!" and just pee wherever I am.

 

It does look like you are taking a peeing stance on that sig photograph of yours.
I bet that guy in the back wasn't too happy with you.

 

No. But on occasion I've said "drain the snake" or "drain the main vein"

 

Do you ever scratch your knee and tell people that your balls itch?

 

No, but when in a public bathroom I sometimes complain about how cold the water is while standing at the urinal.

 

no, they figure it out when their leg gets warm.

 

You always touch someone's leg with your genital area?

 

not always. if they're sitting down, i touch their neck.

 

And then you pee on their neck or do you bend over to pee on their legs still?

 

Don't you mean pee?
Lol

 

neck. it will get down to the legs before i'm done.

 

i say I have to go pee pee then run away really fast. every time.

 

Indeed I do mean pee.

 

not unless i am unaware of the location of the appropriate facility. (and thus needing to inquire as to its ware-abouts)
if i were in the midst of giving a public talk, i would of course solicit the forgiveness of my audience, and reassure them of my willingness to soon return.

 

I usually attempt to make it into a social event. Announcing it helps people to plan around it.