if you had your own country/kingdom/state/republic/planet...

...what law would you pass as soon as you got into power (however that may be)?

there's plenty of time for the serious stuff later, after all the celebrations of your greatness and whatnot, so it can be as frivolous as you like.

 

I'd ban the bra as an oppressive instrument designed to keep women down. I'd then ban all other clothes on women....

 

I'd give everyone moon shoes.
Then take them away.
Then laugh at them while they cry

 

That's the way all revolutions seem to go....

 

mines not a revolution.
its a revelation, of the inner bully in me

thats the way all porn videos seem to go... or so I've heard...

 

Like Animal Farm....

 

i'd ban peace-phoenixes on women.

 

Hey, I'm happy for her to go on top....

 

how kind of you
haha...

 

I'm ban anyone from asking the question "if you had your own country/kingdom/state/republic/planet, what law would you pass as soon as you got into power (however that may be)?". If you think about it, you're just encouraging people to try to overthrow you.

 

Ooh I had a huge conversation with a mate the other day like this. I decided I'd rename the country France (to cause international confusion between my country and the already existent France) and then pass minutely bizarre draconian laws (which would be only enforced every other day ending in a y and removed and reinstated every time a someone in parliament used the letter 'e' in a word, thus keeping people interested in politics) such as the banning of the use of feet. Or the banning of nitrogen, anyone caught in possession of nitrogen (such as in a box, home or office) would be sentence-able to death.

 

you're a legend finnyboy.
yes, i did just call you finnyboy. ahem. sorry about that.

every time i try and think of a law to put on here i realise that it always boils down to the persecution of a minority, which worries me a little.
and funnily enough a law that included the banning of the use of feet!

 

haha you're right that is brilliant!

 

false promises of moonshoes is pretty genius too, to be honest.

 

Yeah, you'd pull in the core pro-moonshoes demographic

 

I think knees should be banned...

 

knees? i think we should be more worried about the exponential growth of the number of ears in this country. time for some strong but fair legislation to put a halt to this.

 

We have to err on the side of caution here I think, studies show that 100% of all people who use heroin have at least one ear, and the same applies for all rapists and murderer's, time we started getting tough on the causes of crime I think.

 

• more robust enforcement against ear supply and possession, and those repeatedly caught with the body part will not just receive ear warnings
• a new strategic and targeted approach to tackling ear farms and the organised criminals behind them
• introducing additional aggravating sentencing factors for those caught supplying ears and other illegal appendages near further and higher educational establishments, mental health institutions and prisons
• working with the Association of Chief Police Officers to look at how existing legislation and powers can be used to curtail the sale and promotion of ear paraphernalia (eg. ear-rings, studs, ear-phones)
• updating and refreshing our public information messages on the harm caused by ears.

 

sound familiar?