If you had three wishes

If you had just three wishes, what would you wish for?
You can come back if you change your mind.

 

If it was 20 years ago, i would have given the usual cliched answers

A zillion bucks, a new sports car, world peace


Nowadays, I wonder stuff like: Bacon flavoured coffee, why has no one invented that?

A cup of bacon flavoured coffee that then gives you a blowjob, then all my needs would be met

 

Coffee giving a BJ? mad fool. lol

 

Elimination of all evilness.
To not allow anyone to wish for evilness.
Sexual open minds for all.

 

Excellent I wish I could grant them.

 

To understand and be able to speak all languages including animal ones.

To own a flying motorbike.

For my left breast to be slightly bigger because right now it's slightly smaller.

 

I wish:

-I hadn't been such a dumbass when I was younger
-My parents hadn't died the way they did
-That I could visit the future, say the year 3000.

 

Well, you need to find Dr Doolittle for some of the first wish. lol

I think they tried flying motorbikes off Brighton pier. lol

A padded bra works wonders I guess.

 

Well, your first two are similar to mine.
As for time travel. They are working on it. lol

 

I don't need these things enough for half measures.
They're just three wishes I'd make if possible.

 

LOOK AT THIS.

 

Not much has changed, but they live underwater.
And your great great great granddaughter. She's pretty fine.

 

Actually, you know what I wish for now?

Being able to pee in my sleep

Body used to be able to hang on to it for an uninterupted 8 hrs

Now body wakes me up three times a night for the privelege of whacking my shins on something

 

Aww, I suppose that happens.
I fall over if I get up drunk. lol

 

~ wishes.

 

Well my first would be able to have my own tropical island.

Then to be able to be immortal lol

And last have the ability to become invisible... Just imagine the places you could go

 

1. To meet Kristen Stewart.
2. For Kristen Stewart to like me.
3. To snuggle Kristen Stewart.

 

The four root metaphors to kick start the next scientific revolution and, possibly, help ease the suffering and death of billions.

For the healing to begin as humanity comes to comprehend that metaethics rule the universe, which is metaphorical and paradoxical.

For Childhood's End to become humanity's chance for redemption. Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me.

 

Mmm, I think Richard Branson is happy with his Island.

Immortal must get boring.

Mmm, invisible I like that idea. lol

 

Good post as always.