if you had a utility belt like a super hero...

what would it have on it?

 

glitter dispenser.
espresso machine.
knitting needles.

 

keg tap

 

camera
gum
bird book
bird seeds
personal heater

 

A Spoon...For Snack Breaks of Chocolate Spread or Peanut Butter...

May Also Add Heinz Baked Beans...

 

a lighter (so i dont have to look for them anymore)
a stick (to poke ppl with)
a universal remote

 

good list, although i have the stick already built in...

 

lucky!

 

turn my self invisible so i could run through walls and drop between floors. you could rape people and escape prison without problems.

 

pints of guinness and packs of marlboros...

 

uuuh this has nothing to do with utility belt things... and your DNA would still be left at the scene.

 

yeah i was going to add a dispenser of keystone light in cans, and camel lights. same concept. different brands.

 

well my belt has an On switch

 

He's got you there.

Mine would also have an ON switch but it wouldn't be connected to anything. I'd just be hanging out in a bar and suddenly I'd be like FLIP! Aw yeah now it's on!

 

I really did laugh out loud.

Mine would have:
Chapstick,
Boombox and tapes.
Pen,
Ace of Spades,
Super cool sunglasses on a hook.
And spare batteries.

 

Certs
Change of underwear
Saline Solution
X-Ray specs
Assorted coins for jinglin'

 

magnesium powder, a small silver wire, instant set epoxy foam, micro rebreather, micro gas mask, tracking chips, and device to track them, ultrabright IR LED array, high powered purple laser, IR goggles, with a UV read setting, among other things.

 

A spear, sword or axe

and a rope to hang victims from the nearest tree in a sacrifice to Odin

 

Wasabi peas.

 

a gun