If you found a Genie

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  1. Dirk_Pitt

    Dirk_Pitt Banned

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    If you found a genie in a bottle, What 3 wishes would you ask for?
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    lemme think about it.. i'll get back to you
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    wish number one.. i wish my bank account always has enough money in it for what i need to buy


    wish number two .. world peace before years end

    wish number three .. i'd like to know what i'm being lied to


    that'll do
     
  4. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    complete calm on all humanity.
    balenced energy with that that creates a productive work ethic.
    no sickness on earth,,. you just die when its time..

    luv n lite..
     
  5. bird_migration

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    For my first wish I wish for 100 billion trillion dollar.
    For my second wish I wish for a red Ferrari Testarossa.
    For my third wish I wish that I could make as many wishes as I want.
     
  6. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    my daddy taught me a sayin.

    "wish in one hand and shit in the other.."

    wich fills up faster??
     
  7. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    My first wish is that Bird's third wish didn't come true.
    My second wish would be to have unlimited wishes that I could hand out to others.
    Then I would charge Bird 100 billion trillion dollars to get his third wish back.
    My third wish would be world peace.
     
  8. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    1.) An army of robot slaves
    2.) The ability to cause any creature to orgasm at will
    3.) Would be saved just incase my robot slaves turned on me
     
  9. King James

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    she was here
    everyone would understand love
    everyone would understand life
     
  10. bird_migration

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  11. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Awwww...

    Now I feel bad.

    I would only charge 50 billion trillion dollars.

    :)
     
  12. bird_migration

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    You can keep the money, I only want my last wish back. Next time I also wish for a backup wish.
     
  13. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    if I found a genie in a bottle,

    I would rub it the right way.......
     
  14. King James

    King James Banned

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  15. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    1. World peace (duh)
    2. No disease or illness
    3. Nothing but the best weed for free for the rest of my life
     
  16. bird_migration

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    So basically you wish for overpopulation. I hope you rethink your wishes.
     
  17. King James

    King James Banned

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    Weed isn't the only thing in life.
     
  18. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    To be rid of my anxiety.

    Telepathic powers.

    Unlimited money.
     
  19. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    HEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEHE!!! :p :X :cool:
     
  20. King James

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    mine didn't. money is an object.
     
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