I asm voting for your carpet because that would mean I'd be at your place right now. But I have a question. Do you mean like Aladdnin's magic carpet or the carpet inside the mediteranian food chain Aladin?
It's silly to pee on an inanimate object as a form of protest. I want to pee in the pocket of General James T. Conway's dress blues. While he's wearing them.
I had a buddy, had a plastic cup in his car just for peeing in. He just dumped it out. didnt slow down or anything.
I once filled up an aquafina bottle on the DC beltway while stuck in traffic. After I capped it and zipped up I looked over to see a bus full of high school cheerleaders giving me a standing ovation. I stepped out and took a bow.
lol...funny you should mention piss. last night i was at a bonfire and left my purse in my friends car, and then some drunk broad went in his car to lie down and PISSED all over my purse and everything in it. wow if i wasnt drunk myself i would have been fuckin HEATED. ugghhh i had to wash everything and thank god my fucking camera was in its case otherwise i woulda sued her ass. anywho, id piss on the carpet outside the oval office. i dont know what the oval office is for i just simply dont like offices and wish to never work in one.
hahaaaaaaaaa that's an awesome story. I had a large iced tea from a drive through and I couldn't finish peeing or it would have over flowed. I was in so much pain holding it I thougt I was going to pass out.