If you could pee an anybodies carpet,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by crummyrummy, Apr 21, 2007.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    ...whose would it be?
     
  2. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I think I would pee on the Pope's carpet, just to be different.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    DAMMIT, i KNEW i FORGOT SOMEONE!!!!!!
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Hey Caps Lock... methinks your crummyrummy's on.

    Wouldn't you rather pee in the holy water?
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    that is a whole 'nother topic.
    If the water was sprinkled on the carpet though.....
     
  6. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    I asm voting for your carpet because that would mean I'd be at your place right now. But I have a question. Do you mean like Aladdnin's magic carpet or the carpet inside the mediteranian food chain Aladin?
     
  7. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    I'm drunkers...and can't type
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Directly from the Book of Urinations-- chapter 10, verse 100.
     
  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    It's silly to pee on an inanimate object as a form of protest.

    I want to pee in the pocket of General James T. Conway's dress blues. While he's wearing them.
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    the flying one
     
  11. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    Once I peed in a cup on the 405 because I couldn't get off the freeway it was so congested.
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    back pocket or front pocket?
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I had a buddy, had a plastic cup in his car just for peeing in. He just dumped it out. didnt slow down or anything.
     
  14. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Breast pocket.
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

  16. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I once filled up an aquafina bottle on the DC beltway while stuck in traffic. After I capped it and zipped up I looked over to see a bus full of high school cheerleaders giving me a standing ovation.

    I stepped out and took a bow.
     
  17. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

    lol...funny you should mention piss. last night i was at a bonfire and left my purse in my friends car, and then some drunk broad went in his car to lie down and PISSED all over my purse and everything in it. wow if i wasnt drunk myself i would have been fuckin HEATED. ugghhh i had to wash everything and thank god my fucking camera was in its case otherwise i woulda sued her ass.

    anywho, id piss on the carpet outside the oval office. i dont know what the oval office is for i just simply dont like offices and wish to never work in one.
     
  18. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    hahaaaaaa that's twisted man, but funny.
     
  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Are they peeing on Australia???
     
  20. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    hahaaaaaaaaa that's an awesome story.

    I had a large iced tea from a drive through and I couldn't finish peeing or it would have over flowed. I was in so much pain holding it I thougt I was going to pass out.

     

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