If you could fuck anyone...

You would like it.

 

Make sure to check in their pants. Its hard to tell the men from the women, especially the swimmers.

 

only in the east.

 

You lied !

I watched it and didn't like it too much.

 

LOL, you're so gullible

I'm so sorry ...I didn't think you would actually click on it.

Oh god, its so funny though.

 

!?"@#

 

I feel awful. I'm sorry piaf.

 

if it helps, I thought it was crappy porn too....

 

Its okay.

 

Are you still my girlfriend?

 

Ya, ya.

You even showed me what kinda porn you like. We're totally bonding.

 

YES!!! *dances* I'm so happy!

I don't even wan't to know what you're into, I bet its filthy

 

ooo i love Zahari Baharov

 

I agree. You're still not ready to see what I like. But we'll get there.

 

Who's that ? Is he an actor ?

 

yep the most adorable Bulgarian actor
i`m just waiting to see him on the streets one day and he will be so mine ahha

 

He's hawt.

I ran into a famous Croatian actor the other day. He's super handsome and all that and I really like him.
He didn't even look at me

 

well maybe he is blind