If you could fuck anyone...

pfft, it's just that no one likes helen keller jokes.

 

hockey players are manly men = sex
i'd fuck a soccer player, footballer, swimmer, hell even a curler
athlets make me wet


ps. as a blond i am disappointed in previous statements

 

As i am disappointed in your hair... would you wear a wig?

 

i'll wear a bag if you want

i'm easy going as well as just being plain easy

 

YOU're disappointed ?
Pffffft....I am disappointed cause apparently no athlete would date me

 

you pull it off, but, really, I do not get the mass obsession with blonds.

 

Hey, I'm No Athlete.

That was dumbz

 

piaf, you'll get an athlete cause you're a sex bomb waiting to explode

dave i realize i pull it off, that's why i'm disappointed no one said anything about me
i figure because the world mostly revolves around me others would know not to dis blonds

i'm so horny i'd fuck anyone including bible belt over there


actually no..... i still have standards

 

because you go without saying, so does cate, even though she isn't blond per se.

 

As do I. Blond skeezes are a no no.

 

Awesome ! Cause I feel like I should really hook up with an athlete before I marry a politician

 

i guess
and cate is so blond
and a hottie, as someone that knows her personally, total hottie
even from a straight girl


also hahahahahaha i wish i was a blond skeez

 

a celebrity athlete might be even better than a politician
certainly better in the public opinion....

definitely something one must do

 

I want to fuck a nun, two at the same time.

Please don't click on this if there are any children or parents in the room, if you are offended by nudity, or the degradation of women.

I mean it, seriously, otherwise, prepare to laugh:
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e9626f0011c7e57a10c6

I just watched a bit of it and realised how fucked up it is and how I shouldn't have posted it, but at the same time, no...I WILL POST THE FISTING NUNS

 

I love this post.

 

Mmhmm. My cousin is a professional soccer player, I'll just get him to introduce me to his teammates. He lives in Germany, but who cares about details when it comes to luv

 

Well thats certainly tempting, but I won't click.

 

germany means sexy sexy men
i love germany
and i love germans
please get your cousin to introduce me too

the best guy i've ever been with was from berlin
*sigh*

 

No problem. There are enough German athletes out there for everyone !

 

i cannot wait to be back in germany
honestly they're my kind of men