if you could collar and leash a hipforumer

who would it be and why?

 

hahahahahahahahaha *tries to free mind from the gutter*

 

Can I be one of them like dog walker people and have like 10 or 12 on leashes??

 

job starts out at $3.27/hr

 

Luckystripe.

 

Well hells fire I can leash up ppl and get paid for it!

 

i pay for the best of the best handlers

 

Whoa not only can I leash em and get paid I get to handle them too, SIGN ME UP! Im making a list checking it twice praying like hell they are naughty and not nice! LOL

 

training camp starts june 1

prove yourself there, and you'll have the job

camp last 1 month

 

no collars or leashes for awhile...

 

leashing someone isnt very hippy i think peace rocks!

 

I trained my bitches well enough that I got rid of collars and leashes a long time ago. Ask any number of the following:

fitzy
bella
itzjessbitch
tree-hugger
sunstoned
indian_summer
and your mothers.

 

I might like that though.

 

everyone knows that i don't belong on that list and furthermore, you are treehuger's bitch

 

I don't bind. If you love someone, set them free, and if they don't come back to you, you hire a hit man.

 

Hey, when do you move?

 

yeah, you are ill-equipped to be a bitch, but you make a mean grilled cheese sandwhich, so it evens itself out.

 

Usually when someone asks me to do something, or if I have to go to the bathroom.

 

Haha... you only wish you had the privalige that I would be YOUR bitch. Silly, silly boy. This calls for a punch in the balls for getting brave homo.

 

HAHAHA Fitzy you are a very smart man.