I do not even know most of them, so it is impossible for me to pick the right candidate at this very moment in time/space.
I voted for Brittany Murphy because she's born on the same day as me. I'm Canadian, so choosing the president for the States isn't that big of a deal to time, but I wouldn't want anyone else from that list. Brittany Murphy seems the least vapid. And, if I'm not mistaken, she's gone to school...? It would be nice to have a president with some education.
I saw on an interview that brittney murphy started speaking at nine months. I voted for oprah, only because one day she will RULE THE WORLD, and it's good to get a few brownie points in beforehand.
Oprah would probably be the most qualified, not a huge fan, but going from poverty to running your own media empire as the richest woman in America counts for something. Plus, then whenever we looked under our seats, we'd have a new car.