If you could be someone else for a day...

I'd be Alan Greenspan.

Sounds boring right, but think about how much fun you could have, first off pass a huge tax on all pants and just watch people just walk around pantless.

Then you could hold a press conference and come out with coke smeared all over your face, and scream that your rasing intrest rates 900% to fend off the evil monkey uprising. Then sit back and laugh as the worlds economy collapses.

Who'd everyone else be?

 

but then after that one day you would have to pay the tax too

 

Im sorry, i have no idea after reading your post Lodui. that was fuckin great.

 

thats why youd walk around pantless

 

Guess I'd wanna hoard a buncha pants first, maybe get a couple crates and charge people like a buncha gold for 'em (money would be useless afterward.) Supply and demand bitches.

 

If I could be someone else for a day I would like to be the girl who fucks me.

 

Well I hate to use the word imaginary bird but...

Haha seriously though, you'd be one lucky girl.

 

i would want to be bill gates

i would leave my self all of his money in his will
then i would pay someone to shoot him the next day..

 

I would be George Dubya Bush. Id push for real investigations into the 9/11 attacks, and demand they be done in one day. Then I would release the findings to the public, and tell them that they are all worthless for not being wealthy. Id like to see him get reelected then.

 

Being G W would be fun, you could just bomb the Cayman islands or something and when people asked you why you could be like Communists... I mean Terrorists.

 

Being the pope would be cool too, go out to everyone in his little pope hat and just say, 'No god'.

 

thatd be fuckin awesome! or have him strip naked and dance around the streets of rome to marilyn manson and other satanist rockers.......

 

If I were Pope for a day, I would definitley star in a porn.

 

I'd be Bill Gates and write a very large check to the (real) me and mail it to the (real) me.

 

I wish I was someone who could take away all the suffering and heartache of the World...

 

I like this idea. I think I would have to go with this one.

 

Well, if this ever works out, I promise to share if you promise to share, lol

 

Do you want some licorice?

 

Thats pretty diplomatic, and kinda going in the opposite way of my ideas... I think one of us has serious emotional problems.

 

Donatella Versace. I would just like to know what the fuck goes through her head.