If you are what you eat....

...and you eat 5 chicken nuggets, what exactly are you?

 

one really big chicken nugget?

 

...A person who has eaten 5 chicken nuggets??

 

chicken salad.. and a salmon patty..

 

Shit

 

Corn.
http://www.blog.thesietch.org/2008/12/01/if-you-are-what-you-eat-americans-are-mostly-corn/

ZW

 

If you are female a chicken tender, if you are male, a chicken bone...

 

A chicken because you don't kill the meat that you eat yourself.

 

Wait....what kinda of chicken nuggs are we talking about? What brand?

 

Youre too obsessed with your weight yet not strong enough to just do what you want.

basically, you want to eat chicken nuggets, but know theyre bad for you, so you only eat 5.

 

You are someone I can buy with leftover shrapnel.

 

So if you ate 5 chicken nuggets and I "ate" you, what would I be? A permanent time slot in your date book?

 

I love chickens, just not for eating.

 

if you're at mcdonalds, you're lovin' it

 

...

you've lost me

Though if you ate me, you would be an utterly awesome person

 

I think you catching on, if I ate you, your date book timeslots would be filled up with just me...

 

five chicken nuggets plus all the food prior to those nuggets that you had eaten that comprised your body

 

part human part chicken

 

I guess I am a big pussy....

 

I'd kill chickens myself if I had live chickens to kill. Hate those things.