If u wrote an autobiography

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by spinelli, May 9, 2004.

  1. spinelli

    spinelli Member

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    If u wrote it now
    What would be the title of this best selling book?
    (besides ur name)
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    "How to do the Macarena."
     
  3. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    "LOVE, PEACE, AND COOKIES ~~IN THAT ORDER"
     
  4. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    Since I've actually already written this part it would be

    'Dichotomy of the Tofu Personality'

    not that I'm writing an autobiography just some short personal narratives and creative non-fiction stories which could someday end up altogether.
     
  5. Butterflygal

    Butterflygal Member

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    Angel, you should write a book about the hipforums!!
     
  6. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    hell yeah.......lets do that again
     
  7. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    My title would be, "Am I doing this right?"
     
  8. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    The title of my book would be:

    "Weird, Wacky, and... Weird"
     
  9. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    1001 and ways to screw up :p
     
  10. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    "How the F**K Did I Get Here?"
    of course they wold have to turn my book into a movie, and Drew Barrymore wold play the part of ME and Johnny Depp wold have to play the part of my Hubby Jason............
     
  11. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Pass the Salt....Bed Time Stories of a
    Seasoned Life
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    Peach-Colored Zephyr, 1979.
     
  13. badassdawickedmoose

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    The Lord of the Rings trilogy
     
  14. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    My book would come with a box of colourful crayons and a blank cover so the person reading it can doodle their own cover and title to it!
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    Disorder along the Water.
     
  16. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    HELLO?

    Musellman? Christians? Anyone home here?

    I did writeth a book.
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah....SATANIC VERSES....
     
  18. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    Oh God!

    Why did I create you?

    Not the Satanic Verses...you...you...I should have created Doctor Morganteller in your town...

    The Satanic Verses are about my competitor.

    I wrote the Holy Bible...

    Doesn't anyone take history here anymore?

    A guy leaves for 2004 years and everyone forgets about him???
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    you didnt write the Bible.
     
  20. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    Of course I didn't write the Bible - d'huh??? Who wrote it then? Jehovah??? Ol'fattie smiling Buhdah???

    My son -

    I love you - but sometimes, you make me count to ten...mmmm...make it ten thousand...
     

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