If there were a god?

If there were a god, what would it look like naked? dont give me any of that universal [size=-1]consciousness crap.
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Ever seen Ron Jeremy? Kinda like him, but with pam andersons boobs.

 

oh c'mon crummy! everyone knows that god is like Barbie; smooth and hairless. what church do you go to? our church will kick your ass! hehe.

 

Martha Stewart with a little chicken in her blood.

peace
chickens

 

I always kinda imagined one of the power puff girls. Mmm, butercup.....

 

gOD is hairier then you think.

 

So sorta like Madeleine Albright?
(*shudder)

 

yeah, in fact..........

 

no. our god is an hairless, plasticene goddess with blonde hair and a corvette. and a beach house in malibu. and a rich boyfriend who is totally supportive and submissive. (gay and in denial)

not!

Clint Eastwood's character in "The Outlaw Josie Wales" is god. 'ya got any tobacca? *spurt*

 

With No Penis!!!!!!

 

I dunno, to me it always seemed like god had some kind of complex about having a really tiny penis.

 

see below.

 

He also was way too fond of that pull my finger joke.

 

god looks alot like richard simmons

 

This must be God:

 

it lookzies liek teh cirrhosis.

 

Alanis Morissette played God in Dogma

and then appeared naked in her video for Thank You

I'm just saying . . . If God looks like Alanis naked . . . well then . . . Hallelujah, I am on my knees dear lord.

 

when someone asks you if your a god, you say YES

 

actually I'd have to say...God is Hari-er than you think.

 

I think God has a BIG beard and a pair of testicles underneath them.
They're there to represent...no...they're not meant to represent anything.
Just nuts.