If the world masturbates...

Kettle chip?

 

In the time it takes you to read this thread approximately 780,000 people around the globe will have been in or involved in the process of love making. What does this tell you?

Basically, 780,000 people have been having a lot more fun that you are having right now......

 

hahahahah!!!!! classic

.... but speak for yourself

 

Anyone got shakey legs?????

 

*wibble*

 

im sorry, so so sorry, but my physics exam is on monday and its taking over my brain!

A few years ago the largest experiment in the uk was conducted asking secondary school students all over the country to jump onto the ground simultaneously...
they did

nothing happened.

And now the science bit...

Newton's 3rd law : for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

so when all those children jumped the earth pushed equally hard back, so no visible result.
Which brings me to ask if we all orgasm, would the world orgasm back?

 

now that WOULD be cool:sunglasse

*wibble*

hehehe

 

THAT would be pretty gross. I can just imagine...

 

Are viberators allowed...

 

ok... and just for you, extra hot salsa dip too

 

hahahaha!

my bad dude:sunglasse

*slopes off to salsa hell*:X

hahaha

 

heres a joke..it might apply to the "meat - burger thingy"
Q: what does tofu and viberators have in common...
A: both are meat substitutes...ha-ha...
Sorry...I read it in some porn mag...I such a dirty girl..but, I can't help it...

 

`Bloody hell!

i remember the first one back in the 20s

everyone had to weare condoms for a week coz no one knew when it was gona blow..................ehhhhhhh good times.

 

well if anyone remembers the title to this hit classic film:


The Houston Gangbang 500, it involved the worlds largest gangbang and continues to every year i believe. People arrive then have sex, masturbate, or whatever have a great meet up then go home. Its very social...

Therefore the worlds largest masturbation-athon would probably seem anti-social to each one of us, why don't we all just have sex?!

Then i get some real boobies and rude bits instead of my imaginary ones...