if that baby cries ONE MORE TIME

Im going to shoot myself in the head.

jeeeeeeez

 

Maybe someone should do something for the baby?

 

It might be easier to shoot the baby in the head.

 

you're sick

 

fuck you spooner, thats my nephew you're talking about.

and george.. we're tryin.. he's just being an inconsolable asshole today.

 

make sure he's good, and then do something for yourself that will make you feel better.

 

what? huh? i dont understand what that means. good as in what? tasty?

 

good as in he's happy and safe...

 

Relax. It was a joke. I didn't know you were sensitive infantcide.

 

kk lol ya makes sense

 

maybe sometimes theres nothing you can do except to let him cry himself out.

you could always buy yourself a pair of ear plugs

 

Unless he was on fire... hungry, peed, defecated, thirsty, lonely, cold, hot, choking... etc.

 

guess ya got a point there...babys sure are pyromaniacs

 

yeah i guess by letting him cry he will get tired and hopefully go to sleep.but then you're screwed at night
is anyone holding him?

 

Yeah, one moment you're churning your butter, then next moment little fannie-mae is trying to light her clothes on fire.

 

i think he might be better now

he stopped crying for a full 5 minutes.. but then started again.. and now he's ok again

fuck it :H

 

haha.get some headphones

 

Or a chainsaw/garbage truck... and a few bloody maries...

 

fuck meli, good fucking idea.

 

of course!