if Jesus asked you to perform Oral Sex on him

hate speech?

free speech?

discuss.

 

ah yes, they always hint the gramatical errors in such posts. .you win on that note.

On the other hand, your reply to the question shows quite a bit... No need for further comment.

 

okay issue resolved. i am a hatemongerer. sorry y'all.

 

Oral sex is sodomy, thus a sin.

However, God asks Abraham to kill his son as a test of faith.

With this in mind, I think anyone complaining about merely having to perform oral sex (on a relatively attractive man) to prove their faith should count themselves lucky.

 

How is it hate speech? Blow jobs are nice!

 

I...

I... think I love you. <glittering eyes>

 

thanks - i don't know why i even started this thread.
seems there are too many people who can't read a whole statement, and who are too busy sunk into their own moral windshield.

as we can see, the minds on hipforums are as open as a bucket.

 

Actually I do know that God or Jesus would never ask this.

 

Jim, some call you a retard.

 

@OP - Well...... depends on whether or not I liked him.... but he was an egalitarian, so I'd assume he wouldn't smite me if I didn't

 

...Jesus wouldn't have asked for a blowjob..and to be quite honest it's kind of stupid of you to think he would... Jesus is love...

And if you think about it...a blowjob is nothing but lust...you want pleasure from the person giving it to you and that pleasure would be only for you. It is a selfish act. Not saying that it's a sin to give your husband a blowjob, but it IS a selfish act. jesus was not selfish. he never was selfish.

Him asking me to do that himself would (personally) proove to me that he's NOT jesus and completely mess up the entire idea of christianity...

but hypothetically speaking..IF he did...i wouldnt for the exact reason as previously mentioned.

 

No. I would re-consider my beliefs, had I considered Jesus to be the messiah.

 

Did Jesus come down to Earth to say to you specifically that he DIDN'T want a blowjob? I rest my case...

 

...he didn't have to...if you have any knowledge of christ and the way he lived out his life, you would know that he wouldn't ask for that.

and technically speaking Jesus is God...God needs no sexual fulfillment from us human beings.

 

Verse, please?

Seems to me that God is incredibly needy of his lowly subjects. Four of the ten commandments are about how you should treat him. He didn't think to prohibit rape or slavery or anything, but two of them are about thought crime, and he reserved almost half of them for his own selfishness.

So, puhlease. God is a total pig top.

 

Some people gain pleasure from being able to make their lover happy.

selfish? no - i think that defines a "shared" & pleasurable experience.

 

Isn't it a presumption that jesus had a regular dick and balls? Why would he need them? Hmm. Just wondering.

 

I would tell him he was settling for less.

 

Because if he didn't, when he was born those present probably would have smothered the child of God for being a girl.

 

wow...you guys are so cool.

saying all this shit.

I mean look at you assholes.