If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

pounded into the ground by an anvil......Coyote style

 

you got run over by a steam roller. just like in austin powers.

 

hellfire missile right between the eyes

 

You will be strapped onto the nose of a SR-71 Blackbird and taken to 80,000 ft and 2200 mph. Have a pleasant trip.

 

you bought one of those fall guy type human jetpacks....and ran out of fuel on your first trip

 

Acidified in the belly of a giant star-nosed mole.

 

you saw a shooting star...that got brighter...and brighter...and brighter....until BAM...it smacked you right in the forehead

 

Choked on a Pocky Stick

 

remember that guy who was eaten by Grizzlies...you die like him...except they dont find your watch

 

ur get shanked by a big black man in jail after he rapes u.

 

attempting Jacky Chan stunts

 

got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris

 

of a heart attack when cranky finally comes to 'sud'
edit whoops 4 bbad

 

rolling along got rolled over by a giant rolling pin.

 

Opened a can of pop and guzzled it, but it was terrible, terrible acid.

 

tried to follow in the footsteps of Ben Franklin and testing electricity by flying a kite with a key in a thunderstorm. u werent as lucky as ben franklin was so u got a big zap. u went from neospectralstoast to burnt toast

 

Skip deletes you

 

i fed ur brain to my cat.

 

power sunroof accident....ok...Ill admit it wasn't really an accident

 

Giant aliens who eat people pizza layer you in cheese and sauces and bake you at 450 degrees.