If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Make something up and try to make it funny


Have fun:hat:

 

choked on a fur ball

 

was washing the windows and slipped on the ladder....luckily your chin hit every rung on the way down and slowed the fall.....but as you lay there unconscious a swarm of killer bees flew into your lungs

 

beaten up by a barb wire baseball bat, then buried neck deep in sand, regaining consciousness when the tide started coming in

 

ovarian cancer....and you didnt even know you were a girl

 

bitten by a rabid bat while changing oil outside one summer evening tryin to make money for a trip on a nude cruise ship to look at whales N icebergs....

 

a well placed pellet rifle shot

 

shot in a drive by

 

devoured by meese

 

you leaned on the power window button while reaching for a parking stub and it decapitated you

 

bitch slapped to death by me

 

you were trekking through the rainforest and was the first to ever encounter the new type of turtle that flies and chomps off human heads in one swift chomp

 

flesh eating virus gotcha.....

 

earth lost its gravity.....

 

killer bees

 

you just had to test the James Bond laser table at the TV studios museum

 

You just couldn't help venturing into the Galeras 1501-08 volcano and .................

 

you built and tried to fly the same exact airplane that John Denver was flying....and had the same result

 

you in car on front of train.