If i wink at a girl

So there's this hot chick in the computer center right now... if she looks at me and I wink at her, do you think she'll come over and be my girlfriend or how does that work?

 

i'd shoot her with a spitwad. that makes her your wife.

 

HAHAHA. Take your shirt off and "peacock" a bit first, then the wink is sure to hook her.

 

making stoopid google eyed funny faces works better.

 

I'd like to think you're not serious, but I wonder if you are.

Wait til you see her looking at you. If she does, at all. If she does it more than twice, nod for her to come over to you. If she does it, all you have to do is not screw up.

 

sounds so simple...

 

He's just a poor man's Bronson.

 

It is once you've screwed up enough.

 

Have you seen him these days? He's a poor man's Bronson.

 

winking is by far one of the gayest things you could possibly do.

 

apparently only some of us learn from our mistakes...

 

surprisingly, it actually comes in at 2 points gayer than prison sex.

 

I wish we could hang out. I don't see how you don't get chicks. You're funny and you manage a pizza joint. If I were, I'd have my own sitcom by now.

 

Honestly undies, I think you're taking the piss when you say you don't get girls. Even if you were butt ugly, with your wit you should be getting as many girls as you'd like.

 

Bronson is a poor man's Bronson? I thought he retired.

 

i think i'm just retarded...


my sitcom would be canceled if i ever got laid.

 

I would ignore the OP, he's a schmuck.

 

if i ignored schmucks on here, i'd have 22 posts.

 

Well.. he's a dumb schmuck?

 

either way, responding to idiots is funner than responding to non-idiots.

i can't be alone in that, people respond to me all the time.