If I were your slave

to cook, clean, and whatever else. Would you be my sex slave in return?

 

i already have in my clutches a man that cooks, cleans and whatevers for me... ~heavy lovely sigh~ .. and yes.. i am his sex slave because him being so nice to me.. makes me horny

 

yes

 

Ewwwww no way.

 

No because I know I can cook and clean better than you. I'm sure I'm better at everything compared to you.

 

would i have to live in korea?

 

i'd totally have way more time and desire for sex if i had someone to cook, clean and take care of the babies. so yeah, fuck it.

 

I want a mail-order bride for slave purposes only

 

Where do I get one?

 

my teacher in high school had one
so i doubt it's hard to get one

 

I can be a slave now dammit! But not for indie, sorry man. Any of you ladies, and Bird....you all may have your way with me.

 

i'll fuck your brains out if you'll do my laundry.

 

I shall counter offer with laundry and all dishes minus silverware. I do not do silverware.

Bird and droopy I appreciate you neglecting to put in an application for said position. I do not follow legal requirements for fair hiring practices and you would've been crushed by being turn away at the door.

Oh, and mail order brides from Russia run at about $10,000 each.


Edit: There was no reason for me to counter offer.. I just offered more work than was originally requested..... it's been a long fucking day. :&

 

Oh, and Tree Hugger, you are soooo not better at cleaning than I am. Although I'm sure you can cook better, that is most likely the only thing you do better than I. Other than......























*Insert random jokes about DSL's here*

 

Oh you think you are so funny.

 

sorry, need the silverware cleaned. gotta eat. if i throw in a hummer every couple of days, will that work?

 

if you include a handjob for days I don't get hummers I'll do the silverware and the windows.


Man I'm getting suckered here. The original deal was sa-weat.

 

deal, and you can fuck my tits if you promise to vaccuum the stairs.

 

You have made me an offer I cannot refuse. *insert the worst Godfather accent you've heard in your life*

And VG good luck finding that. Let me know if you do because I'm f'n broke and I'll gladly sell you to a russian man.

 

you're such a slut!