If I Were A Carpenter...

and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? would you have my baby?


hahaha

 

no.

 

Nope, can't say I would.

 

haha....but paddy....haven't you always wanted to have my baby?

 

have you been listening to bobby darin?

 

haha...whaddaya think burby

 

If I had a hammer....






















Peter, Paul, & Mary would kick your ass...

 

No.

 

Oh My Fuckin God; Robert Plant!!!!!!!!!

 

I always thought it was..

"If I were a carpet tack,
And you were a ladel..."

I should probably get better speakers.

 

if we were carpenters, we could build a life together....

 

If we were carpet tacks we could get hammered together.

 

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway? would you have my baby?
If a tinker were my trade, would you still find me
Carrying the pots I made - following behind me?
Save my love through loneliness - save my love through sorrow
I give you my only-ness - give me your tomorrow

If I worked my hands in wood, would you still love me?
Answer me, babe: "yes I would - I'd put you above me"
If a miller were my trade, at a mill wheel grinding
Would you miss your colour box - your soft shoes shining
Save my love through loneliness - save my love through sorrow
I give you my only-ness - come give me your tomorrow

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway? would you have my baby?
Would you marry me anyway? would you have my baby?

 

I lost my brocolli.

Shit.

 

haha...i forgot what i was gonna say

 

too bad

 

shut up burby

 

im sorry...that was waayyy to tempting

 

i don't get it